Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Mobile Me

Ahh, the holidays and house projects. With the help of a step ladder and an improvised hook / hook installer made up of a broom handle with a deep saw cut in one end (also resulting in a shallow saw cut on me), I finally installed the Hotchkiss Tri-Lumen mobile I'd bought at the Art Institute of Chicago almost a year ago.

It had been sitting in my closet since last March, because I had to move our cheesy builder's foyer light out of the way and we have about an 18 foot ceiling there. The result is attached!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Microsoft reveals its plans for the next generation data center

...and it's way bigger than most of us are used to thinking. Have you ever stopped to consider the amount of computing power that goes behind these online search, blogging, and services that are becoming more and more of a part of our virtual landscape? I have, because I've been lucky enough to be working with Microsoft's Global Foundation Services Active Directory team. This sort of thing redefines the term "big". And not only big - highly flexible, with the ability very quickly add or remove hundreds or thousands of servers. What's not being talked about right now is how the software infrastructure (like Active Directory) must be designed to cope with this new way of "industrial scale IT". I hope to be able to shed a little light on this soon.

Here's a video about their Generation 4.0 data centers. Note in the European data center there isn't a roof!

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Microsoft Live Labs' Photosynth: 3D constructs from photos

I just stumbled across Photosynth, a very cool free product from Live Labs. You basically take a lot of photos of something - a car, a living  room, an interesting location - and Photosynth stitches it together as imagean explorable 3D view of that object. Think about it a little, and you can come up with great opportunities to convey a sense of what it's like to be in a place from photos. I just wish I knew it was available before I went to Asia. I can think of some places in Bali that would have been awesome! I think I'll try it out for family gathering over the holidays for family that can't make it.

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Thursday, December 04, 2008

Dubya's New Digs

Oh good lord.

George is moving to town in January.

And not even in some isolated, walled-off enclave of homes. He's just off the Dallas North Tollway, west of a neighborhood we once (mistakenly) thought we'd be able to afford eventually.

On the one hand, I'm depressed.

On the other hand...it can't happen soon enough!

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Opposite Ends Of The World

Mandalay Bay Sunset

I'm speaking at Windows Connections in Las Vegas this week, and have been fortunate enough to stay at THEHotel, the upscale hotel that's an extension of the massive Mandalay Bay resort and casino complex. My room is extremely nice, and it's been great to stay here (especially because I've had to spend so much time in it tweaking presentations and demos). I can't help but contrast Vegas from my recent experiences in Bali, though. The comparisons are more obvious when you consider that the hotel has a strong Southeast Asia theme. (Mandalay is the second-largest city in Burma, though it has no bay; it's over 400 miles away from the ocean)

Simply put, Vegas is entertainment on a massive industrial scale, and is cold and impersonal. The decor is gigantic, oversized, and mass-produced. The heavily-recirculated air is scented with a special scent unique to the hotel.

Bali is small, personal, and very warm-hearted. Its decor is human-scale and handcrafted. Its air is tropical, open to the world, yet scented with incense everywhere. It's the original from which places like the Mandalay Bay attempt to imitate.

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Sunday, November 09, 2008

How Citibank World MasterCard Took Me For a Ride

Dear Citibank World MasterCard:

See that "World" in the title? You need to take this to heart, especially when it comes to your office hours.

I was in a teeny little village in rural Bali, in a family silversmith DSC_0439shop. Bali is well known for its craftwork, and silversmithing is  part of it. Trying to pay for my purchase with your CitiBank World MasterCard because it's more than I was carrying in cash, to my surprise the card was declined. When, with considerable trouble and help on the part of the shop owner, I was able to call the international collect number the operator told me that their customer systems were down for scheduled maintenance and nothing could be done for a couple of hours. It may have been late Saturday night for the States but hey! it was the middle of Sunday afternoon for me.

We'd wasted a considerable amount of time trying to connect, then being left on hold, and my last free day on Bali - very possibly for the rest of my life - was ticking away because of MasterCard service issues. Dewa Rai (my guide) and the shop people came up with the idea of getting me to a local ATM and maybe I could withdraw enough cash for it. Good idea - until I realized he wasn't going to drive me.

Instead it was the silversmith's son taking me on the back of his motorbike, one of probably 50,000 motorbikes on Bali. We're just starting to see more of these in the States with rising gas prices: less than a full-blown motorcycle, more than a moped, by all the major Asian manufacturers like Honda, Suzuki, Kawasaki, etc. And they all have a little handle on the back for tall foreigners to hang on to for dear life.

We went zipping down the street, no helmets or eyegear, diving into traffic, taking narrow scooter paths and side alleys, passing slower scooters laden with everything from cases of soft drinks to chickens in cages. Once I accepted the inevitable, and stopped thinking about what it would be like to be injured in a helmetless cycle crash in rural Indonesia, it was great fun! I still haven't surpassed the story of my very blond niece pushing her bicycle through mud roads in the dangerous Southern Phillippines - nor do I intend to - but it's the unexpected, off-the-schedule trips that make the travel worthwhile.

For all that, when we arrived at the ATM it wasn't on my network! So back we went to report no joy. By now the MasterCard systems were back up, but you left one last wrinkle for me. Turns out my credit card was frozen because of some real fraud on it - good for you for catching it! For me to complete my transaction I had to talk to the security office - which was closed! Bad for you! It may be late at night in the States, but it's a WORLD MasterCard, remember? It was 2:30 PM on a Sunday afternoon for me!

We gave up. I put down a deposit on the jewelry with what cash I had, and the silversmith scootered into Ubud the next morning with the goods where I paid the balance (also in cash). That morning I was able to put my four day's hotel bill on the MasterCard by talking to the security office just before they closed for Sunday night back home. If I hadn't learned the office hours from the previous day's adventures, I would probably have tried to pay, missed the office hours, and had to suddenly scrape up the cash for the bill before dashing off to the airport.

So...when I see those "anywhere in the world" Citibank commercials, I now know better. And seeing as how you just announced you're laying off 53,000 people, I don't expect that I'll be seeing any improvements in office hours soon.

Regards,

Sean

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Friday, November 07, 2008

No, I haven't read Eat Pray Love

I specifically avoided it to get an unbiased view of Bali and its people. I'm curious, of course. I'm sure that whichever script writer for Star Trek: The Next Generation came up the pleasure planet of Raisa, they had visited Bali. I hadn't even been here at the time, but it made me think of this place.

I was fortunate enough to spend about three and a half days there. Very little time in all, but enough to come up with a sense of the people, Ubud, and a bit of the rural life. The fact I didn't go to Kuta and its surrounding areas has no bearing on my ideas, because they aren't the real Bali; they're tourist havens of hotels, discos and mini-marts.

To me, Bali's magic is a combination of

  • Its people. They really are kind, and friendly, and like to Dewa Rai, owner of Bali Nature Toursmake you happy. From the hotel manager right down to the guy sweeping the flowers off the stones, everyone calls out and says hello, how are you - and means it.
  • Their religion, which permeates everything they do, and even scents the air.
  • Its tropical, open-air sensibility - as few walls as possible, I would call it.
  • Its value. The US dollar goes a long way in Bali; you can stay in accommodations around Ubud that would be four or five times as expensive in, say, Hawaii.
  • Its handcrafted attention to detail. The tourist accommodations and restaurants around Ubud are beautifully designed, and everywhere you look there's handcarved wood, or stone, or thatch, or furniture. Sometimes it's overwhelming.

They're still a poor people of course; you can't blame them for trying to make a buck, er, rupiah, off of tourists that can afford it.

I've posted a lot of photos to http://picasaweb.google.com/sean.deuby, to add images to my descriptions.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

"All The Best On Tuesday"

The world is watching our elections. On this trip I've talked to Balinese, regular Indonesians, Australians, Lebanese, and Malaysians, and without exception they're very interested in the campaign and the upcoming elections. To a man or woman, they all hope Obama will win. More generally, they hope America will repair its reputation as a citizen of the world.

A Malay expressed his deep admiration for America, for it's creativity, its culture, its entertainment. He was pretty emotional about it. The Lebanese woman was surprised and tickled I was so frank about how badly we've represented ourselves to the world. (This is not a good summary of our 20 minute chat. It was lovely and positive.) And the Australians, well, they wished us all the best on Tuesday.

I hope Obama wins. I think this will signal to the rest of the world that America has reacted against (among other things) the damage the present administration has done to its reputation in the world. It's my understanding they'll hope we are returning to the America they knew, and give us the benefit of the doubt for a little while to prove it.

I'll be standing in line on Tuesday. All the best.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

You know you aren't in Kansas any more, Dorothy...

...when you stumble over a basket of these at the woodcrafts DSC_0046shop. Very common. Gives me second thoughts about cracking open a beer...

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Balinese massage

A Balinese massage, at least the therapeutic type*,  is much like a  regular massage, except it's in Bali :). I know that sounds obvious, DSC_0223but that's my experience. "In Bali" is significant, by the way. That means a little thatched roof hut with roll-down bamboo curtains. Oh, and WAY cheaper; the going rate, if you aren't being gouged by a high-end tourist place, is about $7.50 per hour. No, I didn't goof on the decimal place. I didn't have to check back on my college degree to figure this one out: after my first massage I immediately scheduled one for the next day. I ran out of time, but I'd have one every day if I was staying there longer.

* Stay away from the reflexology kind over here; I had one in Shanghai (at the Shangri-La, not some dump) years ago and it put me in so much pain I couldn't believe it. And I didn't have some sensation in a couple of fingers for a day or so!

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Offerings

Everywhere I've been in Bali (except the rice fields), there's a light scenting of incense. This is because the Balinese make offerings DSC_0074 everywhere: Doorways of homes, restaurants, shops, all kinds of places. These are usually simple straw and incense affairs, with rice or another simple food as the offering.

I need to be making my offerings, too, to Dr. Blake Bolin and his prescription of Levaquin. I'm sure it's saved me from "Bali Belly" more than once. I remember fervently thinking this when Dewa  Rai offered me the water from a fresh-cut coconut in front of the cow shed near his father's house.Cow Barn

I also have a nifty sterilizer pen which sanitizes clear water of unknown purity...but it's the meds that have allowed me to feast without being too worried.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

It's hard to get away from Texas

I thought I'd finally done it. In talking to the shop people and service staff at the hotel here in Ubud, most of them had never heard of Texas or Dallas. I was thinking I'd finally come far enough.

Tonight I watched the Legong dance at the Ubud Water Palace, a very pretty place indeed. From there I went with an acquaintance I met at the restaurant beforehand - a Netherlander who'd DSC_0114 traveled much of the world in the last year - to the Jazz Cafe, to my knowledge about the only live music venue in Ubud. After some confusion about the location we finally made it there.

Shortly after we paid the 25,000 rupiah (about $2.80) cover charge the band began playing. First it was Lynrd Skynrd's "Sweet Home Alabama". Then some Beatles covers. Finally they started into a classic blues progression, and I thought, "So they're finally getting close to jazz". And it turned out to be "Texas Flood". A pretty mediocre version of it, too, but I'm spoiled with the Stevie Ray Vaughn version. And then a John Lee Hooker / ZZ Top medley of "La Grange"! As soon as I got back to my bungalow I just had to play the original.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Shopping in Ubud

After getting a civilized amount of coffee into me (and a beautiful breakfast served on my balcony), the hotel dropped me off into Ubud, 10 minute's drive north. Shops, warung (restaurants), more shops. All cheek-to-cheek on Monkey Forest Road,

DSC_0127 Hanuman road, Jaya road. Very interesting! and layers and layers of detail in many of these places. An enormous amount of handcrafting in the buildings themselves, and of course in the wares being sold.

Also an enormous amount of competition. It seems as if  you don't have anything better to do you call yourself a taxi driver. In Ubud I'm asked every 30 feet if I need a taxi. Your average guy must get a fare about once every two weeks. At least they're friendly, the people are great.

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Outward to Bali

As of this writing, I've been traveling for 36 hours nonstop on about 3 hours of sleep plus catnaps. I'm waiting in the (anemically) air conditioned departure lounge for my Air Asia flight from Jakarta, Indonesia to Denpasar, Bali (which is also Indonesia). I'm in Indonesia and Malaysia to give some Microsoft training, and am taking advantage of my proximity to Bali to visit that fabled island.

The low-cost airline canceled my earlier flight for an unspecified reasons - probably not enough people on it - and delayed my flight to 7:50 PM. So unless the driver for my hotel checks that the flight has been cancelled, he'll have probably given up and I'll have to find a taxi to take me to Ubud, the little cultural village in south-central Bali. None of my gadgets, including my supposedly world-enabled GSM 3G AT&T Tilt phone, has any kind of signal at all to call the hotel. This means I won't get to the hotel until probably midnight for a total of 42 hours, obliterating my previous personal record of 28 hours to Singapore. Hope they leave the light on.

Of course, that would be IF I actually had the hotel's address and phone number. Hey, I had a LOT of details to put together!

All things considered, the outbound trip has gone really well. The big things like my rollaboard showing up in the Jakarta airport after following me about 8,000 miles. And I haven't left any of DSC_0006 those little important things - passport, wallet, camera bag - at any of the thirty places I've probably sat down. The fact I'm traveling business class really does make a difference over the long haul of a 14 hour flight from San Francisco to Hong Kong. The upper deck of a Cathay Pacific 747 is very futuristic; I feel like Yeoman Rand (I'm dating myself here) should be serving me a coffee or something. It's like a narrow little cubicle farm, only with personal video and really good wine.

I suspect Friday will be a low-key day for me!

*Update* Total time to my hotel: 46 hours. All but 2 hours was waiting for Air Asia, which was delayed another hour. This caused me to be a total of 3 hour's later than the hotel was expecting to pick me up. So more waiting ensured to get that straightened up (image: sitting at the Bali airport pickup area at 1:30 AM, chatting up a taxi driver to kill the time). You can bet I'll never fly them again.

The good news is that the night sounds at my room - which overlooks hundreds of acres of rice fields - are amazing. I recorded 10 minutes of it last night with the teeny Belkin iPod recorder plug-in and will edit it into an MP3. A chorus of frogs, crickets, thunder in the distance…I could put it on a CD and charge for it.

*Update to the update* And Friday wasn't that low-key a day. I recommend using melatonin for timezone-shifting.

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Monday, October 06, 2008

The Superdrome


As you get older, I've found it takes more of an effort to physically challenge yourself, push your comfort zone, in that in way where the front of your brain says "You can do this. Lots of people do this." while the back of your brain is saying, "OH CRAP! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING????" Bungee jumping certainly falls into this category, but I've just never seen the point behind it. If I want to challenge myself, I at least want to get something out of it. Then there's the Superdrome.


Literally 10 minutes' drive from my house, the Frisco Superdrome has beckoned me for 10 years. The Superdrome is a world class bicycle racing track, a velodrome, 250 meters in circumference. In its heyday it was the fastest outdoor low-altitute track in the world. People come from all over the country to train on it. It's open to the public once you've taken an orientation class. 10 minutes away, and I'd never ridden it.


I'm not completely inexperienced on a bicycle track. About thirty years ago a wooden "portable" indoor track was set up at Michigan State University; I used to ride it on one of the stock bikes they provided with tennis shoes and toe clips & straps. I still remember how tired my legs were, and how cool it was to ride at the top of the curve, then peel off like a fighter plane into the sprinter's lane at the very bottom of the track. The Superdrome would be like this, only...bigger.


I've finally been riding a respectable amount - at least considering how much traveling I've been doing - and felt like I was doing well enough to not embarrass myself at one of the Frisco Cycling Club's Superdrome's development classes. Plus, I hoped my MSU experience - done when I was young and fearless - would remind the back of my brain that it can be done.


So today, on a sunny and beautiful (though windy) 80 degree fall day I took the orientation class. If you aren't familiar with bicycle track racing (It's more popular than curling, I imagine, but probably not much), there are plenty of things in it to push your comfort zone.


First, any bike track is an intimidating place, and the Superdrome is more than most. To get bicycles around a 250 meter ellipse at speed, the turns at each end are banked. Sharply. They are 25 feet tall and banked at a 44 degree angle. You have no idea how steep that is until you see it, let alone ride on it. I don't think you can even scramble up it on foot. I'm supposed to ride on that?? ("Oh crap, oh crap...") Even the straightaways are banked at a 17 degree angle.


Second, you ride on a fixed gear track bike. No road bikes allowed. That means when the wheels move the pedals move just like the Big Wheel you had as a kid - no coasting.


Third, no brakes. No, I'm not kidding. You speed up by riding harder, and slow down by pushing back on the pedals on the upstroke. On the track, the combination of fixed gears and no brakes is actually safer than a road bike because it means it's much harder for riders to suddenly speed up and slow down ("brake check") and cause the riders behind them to pile up and crash. And you don't want to crash on a bike track. Every rider there comes from the road, and is familiar with a road crash. Now imagine plywood instead of concrete, plywood covered with a sticky kind of paint to help your tires stick on the banks. This means that if you you're really lucky in a crash, you only get a serious case of road rash from the sticky paint and sliding down the track and don't get injected with splinters as well. And it may well be a three-dimensional crash; I don't even want to think of the consequences of riding too slow, catching a pedal, or bumping into someone high up on those banks.


Fourth, you ride tucked over with your hands on the bottom of the handlebars all the time, bent way over compared even to most racing bikes. No brakes means no brake hoods to put your hands on; most track bike handlebars aren't even shaped to allow you to your hands comfortably anywhere but on the hooks. It feels like your chin is a hood ornament, way more than that sensation on a road bike.


Fifth, there are a lot of rules, meant to keep everyone safe on a relatively small riding area with potentially a lot of riders. Stay above the blue line unless you're "doing an effort" on the sprinter's lane. Stay out of no man's land (the middle third of the track width) unless you're crossing into or out of the sprinter's lane. Always pass to the right (up track), never to the left. Tell the rider you're passing to "stay!" so they know you're coming by and they should hold their line. Keep up a minimum speed of at least 15 MPH on the turns if you want to remain on them (see "crashing" above). Oh, and keep looking over your shoulders while bent over and zooming around those 44 degree banks so you can see those fast riders are and don't cross into someone barreling down the track at 35 MPH in the sprinter's lane. While riding your lungs and legs out, by the way.


But walking into the Superdrome infield for the first time is very cool, especially if you're used to watching races in the grandstands. You enter through a tunnel that goes under the track and up into a rider's area with canopies, benches and a LOT of bike racks. And all around you cyclists are moving around the track, or around the apron, or in the small warmup ring. It's a little like walking out onto a football field...if the football players were constantly circling around the stands at 20 MPH. I imagine it's kinda like a slow-speed, quiet NASCAR. Without the RVs. And beer. And...well, okay, not much like NASCAR.


In the class, the instructors first get you riding around the infield to get used to the bikes and gearing. Then they have you play "follow the leader" as they ride on the apron, then up onto and down off the track on the straightaways, avoiding the turns. After a few of these, he speeds up and heads straight into the turn in the sprinter's lane (about 3 feet above the flat apron.


This is where the rear-brain OH CRAP! hits me full bore. My heart rate is about 30% higher than it normally would be (and I'm already riding fairly hard), I'm talking to yourself ("you can do this, you have done this before...") and I'm trying to steer in a "straight" line by following the painted lines and the cyclist in front of me. My eyes tell you it can't work...but it does. Though having the panicky cyclist in front of me slow down doesn't help things any (see "advantages of no brakes" above). After a few laps of that I start to relax, slightly, and release the death grip I have on the handlebars. We all come off the track and high-five each other on surviving our first few laps.


The next time we get onto the track, we start low on the sprinters lane, then work up to the blue line about halfway up the track. NowThe sprinter's lane we have the fear of falling compounded by the fact we're about 12 feet in the air. Finally, he takes us around the very top of the track where we're WAY up there - plus we peek out of the velodrome's protection and batted around by the wind a little.


I finished up the sessions with some high circuits and some efforts down in the sprinter's lane. A great day! Re-capturing some of my old skills, challenging myself both physically and mentally...and most importantly, not crashing :).


Sunday, September 21, 2008

Amazing Journey

When I was 10 years old, my older brother had a "portable" record player up in his room. I used to take the speakers that could detach from the sides of the main unit, face them towards each other, and lie down between them to listen to music from Strauss to The Who.

The Who music, in particular, was Tommy, their concept album image about a blind, deaf, and mute boy who nevertheless was a whiz at pinball and developed a following. I played the grooves off the album, and knew every word of the lyrics (still do). But much of it simply didn't make sense because there was no context to put the lyrics in.

Fast forward almost 40 (ouch!) years, and the Dallas Theater Center is putting on "The Who's Tommy", and we saw it on Friday night. It was awesome! A local rock band played the music; all the guitarists were wireless, and they and the band's vocalist walked around the multistory industrial stage and interacted with the cast while playing. The character Tommy aged by switching out boys-to-men wearing the same shirt as the musical progressed. The stage had water pouring into, around, and down onto it. And the lyrics to the songs finally make some kind of SENSE after all these years! We took our 14-year old to see it, and though reluctant at first ("It's a MUSICAL???"), he was a thorough convert by the end. I think we're going to try and catch one more performance before it closes.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Avast!

I just discovered we're already halfway through International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Where's my eyepatch...

 

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

VWS is both stupid and smart at the same time

I use Virtual Weather Station to upload weather station data to the imageweb. It's obviously a home-grown program that's had various features bolted on, one after another. (I'm running version 13 and 14 is out.) I've wasted too many hours of the last 24 trying to get the page  uploads to work correctly, and just about given up. Now mysteriously http://www.deuby.com/weather (the default home page) is updating correctly and showing the correct location information...I have no idea why. So use that if you're looking.

At the same time, VWS does a great job collecting both weather station and Weather Underground data, posting, and displaying them.

And don't get me started on the Oregon Scientific weather station's RS232 serial port to communicate with the PC. When's the last time anyone used an RS232 port?

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Friday, September 12, 2008

Ike's a Coming

We're in the more or less direct path of Hurricane Ike, though several hundred miles inland. By the time it gets here we should see sustained winds of 40 - 60 MPH, from the north I expect, and 1 to 4 inches of rain in a 24 hours - a "good Texas thunderstorm" :). That's IF Ike passes to the east of us, which is apparently the weaker side, but there's no telling until it's closer. Most of them have so far.

Plus, it's massive. On the Weather Underground site, Dr. Jeff Ike from the International Space Station Masters argues that calling it a Category 1 or 2 hurricane is underselling it's potential for damage - most especially because of the storm surge, which is supposed to be GREATER than Katrina. He predicts the largest and longest power outage in Texas history, though he thinks Dallas will be on the fringes and not suffer major outages. (He's in Ann Arbor.) I highly recommend you read the posting.

If anyone's interested, I've got my weather station up and running, and it posts local data to http://www.deuby.com/weather/usa.htm every 5 minutes.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go mow the back yard and put some construction adhesive under shingles on a section of the roof where they keep blowing off...

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Lost Out Of The Lot

I'm up in Seattle for the week, and I got here over the weekend to take part in some festivities - some hiking, an Earl Klugh concert at Chateau St. Michelle winery, some wine releases at local Woodinville wineries. In other words, a strenuous few days :).

My friends Craig and Deb Hovey, my sister-in-law Cheryl, and I got together on Saturday morning to go hiking out in the Cascades out east of Mount SI. We took off out of the very basic parking area along the trail, with another party of 4 hot on our heels.

Surprisingly, the trail wasn't very heavily used for the good period of nice weather that preceded our hike. We didn't think too much about it until we got fairly far up the mountain...and the trail just petered out. For the next hour or so, both parties of four wandered around on the slopes of this mountain, into and out of the forested slopes, looking for something a bit bigger than game tracks. Thank goodness I had my GPS with me. I didn't have specific trail maps for the area, but I could see where we had come from - and how we were crisscrossing our tracks! Finally, we ran out of time and made our way down, me in the lead with the GPS. I swear even though I was looking right at our tracks they were barely recognizable.

Finally one of the other party figured it out. We weren't on a Sure would have helped if we'd read the damn sign groomed trail at all; THAT trail led from another trailhead about 100 feet up the road from the parking lot. We'd wandered off what looked like a trailhead - probably from all the other hikers that have been lost off the parking lot. Indeed, we intercepted three other hikers and turned them around with us in the time we walked back to the lot! Oh well, at it makes for an interesting story...

Friday, August 29, 2008

Impressionists at The Kimbell

I was never much for visual art. I'd look at the paintings in the art books and they never had much of an impact on me. Like many college students I thought Escher was cool, but that was about it.

When I was on a college band trip we spent a day in downtown Chicago and a few of us wandered through the Art Institute. In the middle of my wandering, I stumbled into the halls that held their Impressionist paintings. I may have seen some others first, but the My photo of the painting, in Chicagoone I remember, the one that completely changed my opinion of visual art, was Renoir's Two Sisters.  In the muted natural light of the hall, it blew me away in a manner I hadn't ever expected. Posters and prints don't come close to the real thing. The vibrancy of the colors - the flowers in the little girl's hat and the woman's corsage, the blueness of the girl's eyes, the way just the softest touch of colors depicted their faces so well....it was just amazing. There are boats at anchor in the Seine behind the models, but I'd never noticed them until seeing it that day.

The Art Institute is apparently remodeling the wing where their Impressionist collection (the best in the world) is housed, and some genius at Fort Worth's Kimbell Art Museum asked the Institute if they couldn't maybe keep an eye on them for a bit - and they agreed! The result is The Impressionists. So if you can get to Fort Worth, a city with an museum and park district that puts cities twice its size to shame, you have a terrific change to see the paintings in the much more spacious and airy digs of the Kimbell's barrel vaults.

My wife and I took the morning off to catch the show before I start a The Modernround of more traveling. We had brunch at the The cafe is integrated into a reflecting pondcafe in The Modern,  another beautiful museum we've gone far too long without visiting . Not today though - Impressionists to see!

In a word, it was terrific. Plus we managed to get there before it got crowded, so we could really examine the paintings close up - like a couple of feet away. It's definitely a little weird to be leaning in on something so precious...and so massively valuable. Hands in your pockets, hands behind your back, don't sneeze...

My favorites were the Two Sisters, Renoir's Chrysanthemums, one Chrysanthemumsof  Monet's water lilies, and a Van Gogh self-portrait.

Being able to see a Van Gogh like this in person is simply...arresting. The painting has such an intensity to it. He stares straight into Self Portraityou (how DOES someone make eyes like that with oil paint? In person, you can lean close enough to see). The trademark heavy brushstrokes seem to emanate from a point somewhere between his eyes so the hair, mustache, and beard all flow away from it.

It was a great getaway. If you can make it to Forth Worth before November, it should be the first thing you do.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Local girl makes good

As you may have heard, Nastia Liukin won the women’s individual gymnastics final last night. You may have also heard she trains in Plano. We actually held a birthday party for our son years ago at her (and Carly Patterson, Athen’s gold medalist) gym, World Olympic Gymnastics. (As you can imagine, with two gold medalists it’s a growing business.)

I remember walking into the place and immediately noticing the smell. Not unpleasant (to me), it brought me right back to college because it smelled just like my karate dojo in Lansing: People working out hard, on carpet. Not that I’ve been into too many other gymnastics schools, but that’s the only place I’ve ever encountered it.

It also had a pit built into the floor filled with foam blocks. It was like quicksand! Amazingly hard to get out of; I'm sure it's easier for those lightweight gymnasts :).

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

A Day In Yosemite

I was in Fresno last week, and found that I had an opportunity to zoom up to the friendly neighborhood National Park - Yosemite - and make a quick acquaintance. I was there a total of 16 hours. I figure, better to have a whirlwind visit than no visit at all!

Fresno is in the San Joaquin Valley, essentially the irrigated desert of Central California between the coastal range to the west and the Sierra Nevada to the east. Driving out of Fresno, I slowly lost the 100 degree temperatures as I climbed into the mountains. The last few miles to the park entrance became amazingly twisty, with substantial banks in each curve. What a perfect place to drive a convertible!

My first surprise was that it was another 45 minute's drive from the South Entrance to Yosemite Valley, along more twisty roads. I Tunnel View eventually counted over 200 curves in the road between the South Entrance and the tunnel to the valley. Immediately after you exit the tunnel, the valley is laid out before you and it's stunning. I had time to do a little quick research before I came, so I was forewarned of the traffic and the Tunnel V

iew viewpoint and parking lot. Crowded! And the light wasn't very good, so I snapped a couple quick photos and moved on. The clock was running before sunset and I had a new camera to break in.

I was spending the night at Curry Camp, a fun, various-degrees-of-camping community at the far east end of the valley. I'd managed to snag a last minute cancellation for a heated cabin, which were very basic - two beds, a small dresser, heavy plywood walls, no toilet or sink - but the top of the pile for Curry.

But the view was million dollar. This was the view outside my front  08 07 23_0016door. The reverse direction was equally stunning, as Curry Camp backs up to a sheer wall up to Glacier Point, one of the highest points along the valley.

I dropped my stuff and hustled over to the visitor's center, feeling desperately short for time. By then it was almost 6:30, sunset would start to get interesting in an hour. and I still had no idea where the best vantage point was. I walked right by the famous Ansel Adams Gallery, as much as I wanted to spend an hour there. Finally, I got an excellent tip from the Visitor Center's ranger, well worth the minutes spent: Sentinel Dome.

Sentinel Dome is a formation on the south rim of 08 07 23_0176Yosemite Valley,  three quarters of the way to Glacier point. It's a short hike off a small parking lot, but at a little over 8000' elevation, the last climb up to the dome gives you a workout.

Well, the view up there is spectacular. 360' of the Valley, Half Dome, Vernal Falls, and the Sierra all the way to Nevada. As icing on the cake, this is also where the fallen remains of the Jeffrey Pine made famous by the Ansel Adams photograph. Estimated to be over 400 years old, it died in the drought of 76-77, even though rangers and hikers carried buckets of water up to it. I took a bunch of sunset photos, though 08 07 23_0179the conditions were pretty hazy, including some photos of a couple with their new baby. I'm still trying to figure out how to stitch  together panorama shots with Photoshop Elements 6 - most frustrating! It was easy with Elements 2...isn't it supposed to get easier, not harder??

It was a long, twisty drive back in the dark to Curry, and I was on a mission: I hadn't had dinner yet and it was 9:30. I managed to scream up to the Curry pizza shop literally 5 minutes before they closed at 10, and finally ate half a medium pizza at 10:30 after a very full afternoon and evening. I haven't been so hungry for a very long while!

Walking  back to the cabin from the car, it felt like a grown-up version of Boy Scout camp - very dark, lots of people walking around with flashlights or sitting in the dark, well-used camp building and grounds.

Next morning I was up and out at 5:45 AM to go wildlife (read: bears) Breakfastphoto hunting*. I got some decent photos of Bridalveil? falls, and walking back from the falls encountered a couple of juvenile bears playing around, foraging, and trying to dig through the garbage cans. By 8:30 I was out of there and headed back for my 12:30 flight out of Fresno!

I'm posting photos shortly to http://picasaweb.google.com/sean.deuby/ADayInYosemite. Once I can figure out how to make those damn panoramas...

- Sean

*The Norwegians have a great saying. In a land where the summer nights are very long - but the winter nights are longer - they take full advantage of the summer and say, "You can sleep in the winter!".

 

PS - Since beginning this I've heard about the wildfire west of Yosemite that's wreaking havoc for the homeowners in the area and possibly threatening the park. Here's hoping that damage is kept to a minimum. If you've never been to California in the summer, it's really quite surprising how dry much of the state is. When driving east to the park through all the bone-dry grassy landscape, I couldn't help but think it was like a tinderbox. The fire was started by the sparks from a fired weapon. Geez, it's a miracle they don't have more wildfires more often than they do.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Lush Life

My favorite classic jazz album of all time is "John Coltrane and Johnny Hartman", made in 1963 when I was only four years old.

The signature tune on this album is the definitive recording of "Lush Life", a bittersweet song about failed romance. Coltrane did an instrumental of it, and Nat King Cole recorded it too, but Johnny Hartman's interpretation of it on this album is just amazing. He has the most gorgeous voice, and he wrings everything from this song; you just revel in the sound of it. I'm not one for jazz ballads in general and vocal ballads in particular, but this is a significant exception.

I first heard Lush Life around 1989, in the early morning. I was going to a bike rally out of town, so the alarm was set to wake me up early. It was early enough that the local public radio station was playing overnight jazz, and the radio came on in the middle of Coltrane's solo. The realization that this was something special quickly woke me up, and when Johnny came back it, I was fully awake and paying attention with both ears. What is this, I was thinking.

Like I first heard it, the song is best appreciated in a dark room. Use a nice audio system and Johnny's lovely voice will flow over you. Listen to the lyrics, and listen to the unusual last note Johnny sings.

Remarkable facts behind this album:

  • The song Lush Life was composed by Duke Ellington's legendary composer and arranger Billy Strayhorn. He composed the lyrics to this world-weary song when he was only 16.
  • Hartman had never heard the song until he and Coltrane were en route to the studio and heard Nat King Cole sing it on the radio. Hartman immediately decided that song had to be included in their album. It was made that same day in one take!

I just looked out on Amazon where you can play and download the tunes, and 123 reviewers give it 5 stars, 9 give it 4, and only 2 anything less. Even on little notebook speakers you can hear how special Hartman's voice is.

Pilgrimage

The New Belgium brewery

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

A different kind of lobster claw

I'm in Broomfield, Colorado, doing customer work with Hyper-V and System Center Virtual Machine Manager 2008. Very interesting work, but more on this later.

I had dinner at a combo restaurant / brewpub, and though the

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restaurant was pretty forgettable (as was the beer), they had a unique little device in the lobby: a lobster game. 

As you can see, it's setup like the kid's game where you attempt to pick up toys or candy with a big claw. Invariably you never get anything. Well, in this one the bin is full of salt water and lobster! If you can catch one, you can have it. It costs $2 per attempt, and I suspect the success percentage is about the same - but for a different reason: These "toys" are experienced and wily.

I watched one fellow pick up a lobster pretty easily, but once out of the water the lobster wiggled a little bit and got himself out of the claw and back into the tank. I suspect they make a decent profit on this game!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Good ISP!

I was shooting a video (yes, my ugly mug on camera) at the Microsoft Lincoln Square building in downtown Bellevue today, a really amazing money-is-no-object-for-good-working-conditions kind of place. Just for fun, I ran a speed test on their internet connection. The results were so amazing I immediately took a screenshot of it:

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Just in case you can’t pick out the numbers, that’s almost 10 Megabits/sec up, and 81 Megabits/sec down. That’s OVER 10 times the bandwidth any of us (non-FIOS) people get. I resumed some FTP downloads I was doing, and man, those little download progress bars were flying! Note the ISP is Microsoft itself, with a ping time of .4 ms J.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Kindle: A Bookshelf In Your Hand

"I need to read something before I go to sleep. I don't care if it's the newspaper the fish came wrapped in; I have to read a little."  - Robert Heinlein, Glory Road (paraphrased as remembered)

I finally broke down a couple of weeks ago and purchased a Kindle, Amazon's electronic book reader. i'd been thinking about it for a while, then decided that despite the price and potential drawbacks I'd give it a try.

Why a Kindle, rather than simply reading books from my phone or computer like I've done many times in the past? The first reason is that I'm using an AT&T Tilt running Windows Mobile 6. Though the Tilt (aka HTC Kaiser) is arguably the most powerful and flexible phone platform out there, ebook reading requires the Microsoft Reader for pocket PC. This product is terrible, and what's worse has really awful support. I purchased several ebooks, and whenever it tries to open them, the reader on my phone gets a memory leak and eats up all available memory until it hangs or crashes. My attempts at getting this fixed have largely fallen on deaf ears. Plus there's the battery life consideration; phone power on a WM6 is always a concern and this is just another drain.

What drew me to the Kindle is the idea of doing book reading - just book reading - better than anything else electronic on the market. Replicating the book reading experience as closely as possible. Carrying ALL my books, not just the one that fits comfortably in my travel gear, with me.  I loved reading Bill Bryson's A Brief History Of Nearly Everything, but I never want to have to schlep it around with me again.

What do I love about it?

  • Its electronic ink display is unlike any electronic reading surface you've ever seen. It's monochrome, which at first feels like a step backward. But compare it to the physical book reading experience: 99% of the books we read are monochrome anyway. The brighter the environment, the easier it is to read.
  • It has a long battery life, longer still if you only turn the wireless on when you need it. Under normal circumstances I don't even turn it off, I just put it on standby. And it has a great screensaver with very nice monochrome graphics of famous writers or book illuminations, or tips.
  • Its wireless communication with the world's biggest bookstore is an inseparable part of what it is. You don't need a computer. You can order a kindle-ized book (generally $10 or less) from either your device or the Amazon kindle store, and it'll download in the background. Voila! You have a new book! It's increased my book purchases (which Amazon of course loves) because it's so easy. Just like the itunes model, which I'm sure Amazon used to enlist publishers.
  • I now carry a selection of books with me, and I can read whatever suits my mood. For example I have, David Sedaris' When You Are Engulfed In Flames, David McCullough's John Adams (a massive book to tote around), American Vertigo by Bernard-Henri Levy, Legacy of Ashes: The History of the CIA, and a Wall Street Journal subscription I'm trying out. (I started with print, moved to print+web, and am now just web edition. I think I still favor the web edition, especially with the wireless problems at my location.)
  • It has a dedicated font button which allows me to easily adjust the font size. This is great, because I can easily switch the size depending on whether I have my reading glasses on or not, or how good the light is. Thank you Amazon for the design decision!
  • It has essentially unlimited storage. It will hold 200 books, but you can add an SD card to increase local storage. Further, Amazon keeps the record of your purchase, and you can erase and re-download a book any time.
  • The actual hand holding experience is okay. it's nice and thin, but had several relatively sharp images. I learned last week that Mark Russinovich has one too (that Bill Bryson experience might have turned him too, as I know he was reading it at the same time), and he complains about how the lower-right corner pokes your hand when you hold it in your right hand. I was using it in its paperback-like cover, but turns out it's most comfortable and natural to hold it in your left hand. Nonetheless, the ergonomics need some work; the Next Page button on the right is huge, and in general it's almost impossible to pick it up while on without accidentally turning the page. If you want to show it to someone, switch to a book you've already read or risk losing your place :-|
  • There's the geek experience. This thing turns heads because it's not just a new device, it's a new type of device that's still extremely rare. I just got my luggage inspected and 20 (friendly) questions from the TSA guy searching my luggage! They thought I might have had a notebook computer in there.

What I don't love so much about the Kindle:

  • The display flashes completely black briefly when you "turn the page". The manual says this is because the page is refreshing itself with each turn, and it sounds reasonable. But it's disconcerting to be reading a sentence and having a big black flash in the middle of it.
  • There's very little in the way of graphics at all beyond the screen saver. It's certainly capable of it, so the lack makes me wonder if it's just because it's new enough that no one has gotten the hang of it yet...or because the screen saver graphics were painstakingly rendered by hand.
  • I have almost zero connectivity at my house with the Verizon network it uses. My workaround is to purchase a book on the computer, then carry the Kindle out for an errand or something and the book downloads.
  • The ergonomics are still 1.0.
  • Though the selection is enormous, I can't find all the books I'd like in Kindle format.

And finally - I still have to bring a magazine along for when I'm not allowed to have electronics running at takeoff and landing!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Speaking At TechEd 2008

It's been a very busy week here down in Orlando at TechEd 2008 IT Pro, Microsoft's conference for IT professionals.

I gave one session on the new, deeply-disliked Volume Licensing methodology everyone has to use to deploy volume versions of Vista and Windows 2008. Despite the dryness of the material, the DISLIKE of the material, and the lateness of the hour (5 PM), the session was well received! 223 people (about an 85% full room) with an overall rating of 7.75 of a possible 9. (The top rated sessions are getting 8.4's and 8.5's.) From the comments, demos would have pulled it higher...but there's just about nothing to see in volume licensing. I'll have to work on that.

I spent much of the rest of the time running around doing odds and ends and occasionally hitting sessions in between. A few interesting (to me, anyway) anecdotes:

  • Picked up lunch for Mark Minasi as the poor guy had been blowing and going all day; he had no time at all between his sessions. By the time I'd hiked out to his breakout room, the session - a roundtable on security with him, Mark Russinovich, Steve Riley, and a couple of other folks - was so full it was locked out. (They're the conference stars and get very high ratings on their talks.) So, I sat outside, did some work, until the session was nearly over. When it finished, Minasi bolted out for his next session before I could give it to him. Before I could chase him down, I said hi to Russinovich, and HE ate it!
  • On MarkR's advice, I found and introduced myself to Michael Leworthy, the Windows Server Infrastructure session chair, to express my interest at speaking at IT Forum (Tech Ed in Europe), and it was a productive discussion. Who knows, maybe I'll make it over there...
  • Got a Vista question answered. (The only way to turn hibernation back on after you've deleted the hibernation file is to run powercfg /hibernate on - works like a charm)
  • Helped connect some people together, always a feel-good kind of activity
  • Got to hang out with my friend Guido Grillenmeier a little bit, always looked forward to as he's based in Frankfurt.
  • And of course, got to spend time with my MVP buddies Gil, Joe, Brian, Laura, and catch up with my Intel friends Derek, Alix, and Roy. Gee, this makes me sound like more of a social butterfly than I really am! You see, 95% of my time is spent working out of a home office where my audience is usually just two dogs :).
  • Received a cache of uber-schwag for MVPs only, told by secret MVP word-of-mouth-net. I knew there was a reason I was an MVP!

Tonight is the conference party at Universal Studios; Microsoft rents out a large chunk of the place, and there's food, drinks, and beer & wine right out on the sidewalks (at least there was the last time I was at one of these shindigs). Plus the magazine is throwing something too. Decisions, decisions...

Monday, June 09, 2008

Voices Inside My Head

It's been a while since I've posted anything, mainly because nothing too drastically interesting has been going on. Lots of work, but how interesting is it to hear about someone else go on about their job? Plus, I've been writing quite a bit and I'm not quite the dedicated author that will sit down to write after a day full of writing.

Because of all my travel I broke down and finally bought a pair of Bose noise-reducing headphones. I'd stayed away from them because of their price, their size, and relative lack of usability. (Where I'd walk through an airport connection with earbuds in, I won't do it with clunky headphones) I'd been using very nice Shure E4D earphones, which get a lot of fidelity in a tiny ear-fitting package, and since they fill the ear canal do a decent job of cutting down outside noise.

For my wife's work (she's a professional clarinetist) we'd done a listening test with several good-quality headphone manufacturers - AKG, Audio-Technica, my Shure earbuds, and the Bose. Somewhat to my surprise and chagrin, we discovered we preferred the Bose above all the others. (I'd considered Grado too, but never quite went down that road.) I say chagrin, because I didn't expect the Bose to perform as well and of course they're very pricey. But I think the noise reduction helps in almost all circumstances to help you hear fine details.

So, we got the Bose for her. Some time later, I borrowed them for an overseas trip to Geneva. They turned out to be a lifesaver because I ended up in the noisy tail of a 747, and they did a remarkable job. After I changed jobs I bought myself a pair of the QuietComfort 3s, the on-the-ear (supra-aural) kind with the rechargeable battery.

I haven't regretted it, and finally come to the main point for this post: it's been fun rediscovering the details of the music in my music library. I, we, all of us, don't listen to music sitting down in our living rooms any more. I haven't upgraded my main speakers for probably 15 years. I should, but nowadays you have to purchase a matched set of home theater speakers and, as I said, I just don't sit in front of them for music any more. We have our house wired for audio, with good speakers in every room, so It's just kind of everywhere.

I find my detailed listening now happens when I'm traveling and have the luxury / necessity of sitting still in one place. One thing that's different with real headphones is that I've discovered deep bass again. And not the ridiculous overemphasized bass of some popular music, simply the true bass of whatever I'm listening to. Of course there's greater detail in all ranges - Joni Mitchell's voice, Jaco Pastorius' lyrical bass, Freddy Hubbard's rich trumpet, the pizzicato of the Tokyo String Quartet playing the Ravel Quartet. I recommend the experience!

Sunday, April 27, 2008

I hate Mears shuttles

I'm in Orlando to speak at the spring Windows Connections conference. The conference has been here in the spring for several years, so you'd think I'd learn by now to never take the Mears hotel shuttle. Once again, thriftiness won over convenience. So, once again, I wait for an HOUR for a shuttle to the Grand Hyatt. And seven of us are crammed sideways in a shuttle with what seems like no functioning seatbelts. You'd think I'd learn.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Forget the Energizer Bunny. This is still kicking butt 135 years later.

I'm listening to Brahms Symphony No. 1 while I work. Terrific, moving piece, in a much more dignified way than the "heart on your sleeve I'm crazy" of Tchaikovsky.

Brahms was 40 years old when he wrote his first symphony (of only 4). It took him over fourteen years to complete. He was terrified of being compared to that guy who came before him, uh, what was his name? Oh yeah...Beethoven. And yet in my opinion every one is a masterpiece, not a note wrong. They're extremely well-thought out compositions of formal symphonic structure. And yet, the  melodies just stick in your head for the day after you've heard the concert.

His symphonies aren't Grand like a Mahler symphony (whom many would call overly emotional and drawn out) or wildly romantic like Rachmaninoff (whom many would call too romantic). Don't get me wrong - I'm a big fan of both Mahler and Rachmaninoff; I probably listen to them more than I do Brahms. But my wife is preparing for a performance of Brahms 1, though, so it's floating through the house. What got me to writing this is the main theme of the fourth movement; I don't know what it is - it's just the strings, no brass or percussion, no fireworks, no explosions or kung fu - but it gives me chills every time. The beginning of the movement is introduction and it sets you up for the main theme; you'll know it when you hear it.

I think you should listen to this free performance of the last movement by the Columbia University Orchestra while you work today. The entire symphony is here.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Legs

I'm waiting for my flight to board at SeaTac airport, watching the people parade as I listen to Earth, Wind & Fire's "Getaway". Amazing how often people's gaits match the music.

If people had three legs instead of two, do you think more music would be in triple meter?

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Jeremy's Karaoke at the EMP

Last night for the MVP party, Microsoft rented out the entire Experience Music Project in downtown Seattle. Part of the EMP's mission is to involve people in the music, and to that end they have a karaoke stage with a real (and solid) backup band, not just some machine. A procession of would-be rock stars tried their 4 minutes of fame (at least among other MVPs). Most were really horrible, but my friend Jeremy was an exception. i was warned by someone that he was actually quite good, so I scrambled over to the stage in time and shot this video:

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

MVP Summit 2008

I and many of my fellow MVPs are up in Seattle this week for the 2008 MVP summit. It's split between the Washington State Convention Center Center, and the Microsoft campus. This year most of our time has been spent on campus with the various product groups, Directory Services in our case.

It's been a good week so far, though a new cold knocked me down hard for the first few days. I literally snuck out to my car in the parking structure and took a short nap to get me through the day! (And no, I hadn't had a drop to drink the night before.) Nothing like feeling bad to make you appreciate feeling good.

This morning's session is on the design planning for the AD implementation of PowerShell. AD missed the boat on PowerShell for the release of Windows 2008, to the chagrin of AD administrators around the world. The good news is that Dushyant Gill is running through their ideas before the MVPs now and getting great feedback...and they're apparently early enough in the design cycle to incorporate a lot of our feedback into their design. So some of the flexibility of the final AD PowerShell implementation will be as a result of MVPs like Joe, Dean, and Joe Kaplan.

My friend Nick Whittome called me last night to tell me he just passed both the Dalai Lama and Desmond Tutu. Knowing Nick and how much he likes his drink (and the fact he said he'd had a few), I was initially skeptical, but it turns out they were both in town for (a different!) conference. I was disappointed that NIck hadn't charged up and done the old "arm's length photo" op, like he'd done with Steve Ballmer.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

A Beautiful Part Of Vegas

I was experimenting with photo uploads to Flickr the other day, and came across this photo of mine from DEC (Directory Experts Conference) from spring of '07. It's a photomerge of the mountains around Red Rock Canyon State Park, taken from my hotel room at the Red Rock Casino. Just beautiful! Yet another reason why we all encourage the conference organizers to get us back there...

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Pb:J Ratio and Its Correlation To Age

As I was hurriedly making myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch, it occurred to me that there is a hitherto unexplored "golden ration" in our lives. In my statistical sampling of, well, one, I realized there's a direct correlation between one's age and how much peanut butter vs. jelly that goes into a PB&J.

When you're younger, it's all about the sweetness. The peanut butter mainly exists to glue the two pieces of bread together. So about a 1:3, even 1:4 ration? As you get older, you enjoy the flavor and texture of the peanut butter. Is this analogous to Stilton cheese and single malt scotch being adult's preferences? Plus, more PB makes for a sandwich that sticks with you longer (no pun intended).

Eventually you're up to the 3:1 or even 4:1 in favor of the peanut butter. Of course, it tapers off after that; you won't find many PB&Js with just a dash of jelly.

On whole wheat, mind you; I am an adult. But that doesn't extend to the PB - I'm still a Jif Chunky guy. I figure I can indulge myself in the little bit of added salt.

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Sunday, March 23, 2008

When will it sink home?

I'll know that expensive gas, and the impact of global warming, will have finally been accepted by the average North Texas suburban consumer when I no longer walk past at least one car sitting in a parking lot, windows up and engine idling, on a 70 degree sunny breezy day. I see this and think, "We're never going to turn it around in time."

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Bellevue Denizen

Since joining Advaiya, I've been spending a fair amount of time in the Seattle area as I get ramped up with the company. Since they're based in Bellevue, I'm typically camped out somewhere nearby. This gives me a chance to check out how Bellevue has changed since I first came up here in 1989 to bicycle through North Cascades National Park.

Digression: Bellevue isn't in North Cascades National Park. It isn't anywhere near it; NCNP is about 4 1/2 hours north. Bellevue is an "east side" suburb, on the other side of Lake Washington. It's where my friend Craig lived when I first came up here. I introduced him and his friends to blue frozen margaritas. Oh, the stories...

Bellevue has become pretty hoighty-toighty since I was first here. This is synonymous with downtown and West Seattle-ites saying "<sniff> east side". The city bird, I think, has become the tower crane. There's no less than eight of them hovering over its small downtown as office building and (extremely expensive) condominiums are going up all over. Microsoft has a big presence here in a high-rise way; they have an office building whose cafe is on the top floor and commands a stunning view of Lake Washington and downtown.

I've been frequenting a restaurant here named the Tap House Grill, (tagline "Giving Beer The Respect It Deserves") a combination of good food and 150 beers on tap. Now there's a challenge I relish! It's nice to get back to the hotel from work and be able to walk wherever I want to go.

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Friday, March 07, 2008

DEC is a busy place

I get a great kick out of the fact that many of my fellow DEC attendees try to do a daily blog about the conference...and never get past the first day :). It's a really busy time, with sessions and events keeping you going from 7:45 to 11 or 12 or later. Much easier to just wait until the end!

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Thursday, March 06, 2008

The First Annual Wook Lee IT Pro-Am Memorial Challenge

One of DEC's unique traditions, besides the ubiquitous rubber chickens*, is its annual Challenge.

Every year, Microsoft group program manager Stuart Kwan issues a challenge at the end of his keynote. This challenge was to Wook Lee of HP, who at the beginning of the challenge was HP's schema czar and directory architect. The challenge was typically to provide technical guidance of some aspect of Active Directory, but presented in an unusual manner...within 24 hours. Last year he presented secure authentication in the form of a Kermit the Frog karaoke sing-a-long, in Powerpoint, to the tune of The Rainbow Connection. And he did it remotely, by telephone.

This year, because Wook is in a different role at HP and HP IT won't let him attend, Stuart Kwan has altered the Challenge to be the "Wook Lee IT Pro-Am Memorial Challenge" ("Memorial" because Stuart declared humorously that Wook is just dead to him, because he couldn't attend either of two conferences). This evolution of the Challenge is now handled by volunteer committee, which I joined.

The Challenge is to talk about Active Directory forest recovery in the form of a movie poster. At least I think that's what it was, because we all only saw the Challenge once from Stuart's deck.

Our response was to create "Indiana Joe And the Forest Of Doom", a movie poster featuring:

  • Joe Richards as Indiana Joe
  • Dean Wells as Outa Ram
  • Jorge de Almeida Pinto (aka Princess Jorge) as Willie Boot
  • Stuart Kwan as Shortly Rounded
  • Cameo appearances by Wook Lee and Guido Grillenmeier as the Phantoms

It was well received, hopefully setting a good standard for future Challenges.

 

*One of the speakers brought in 75 rubber chickens in his luggage from The Netherlands. Why Gil needed imported chickens I'll never know.