Thursday, December 27, 2007

Tarmac!

The other day, I treated myself to my first new road bike in 17 years - a Specialized Tarmac Expert. Carbon fiber, Dura Ace, Ultegra, Mavic. Need I say more? A picture's worth a thousand words, though.

My old friend Dennis was the owner of Pine Lake Bicycle, my local bike shop when I was growing Dennis & Seanup. He’s about 5 or 6 years older than I am, but because he owned the bike shop while I was in high school I thought he was MUCH older (with MUCH longer hair). He’s been semi-retired to Scottsdale focusing on his golf game for a number of years now. I learned how to do weight training in high school by riding to the shop in the summer before it opened, and Dennis and I worked out with free weights. That and other stupid things like riding TOSRV, the Tour Of the Scioto River Valley in Ohio – 105 miles per day out and back, Columbus to Portsmouth, on a weekend – with no base miles at all, in April. Maybe that’s why Dennis’ knees are wrecked.

The really crazy stuff used to happen around the bike shop in the winter when it was dead-dead-dead. I remember Dennis and his co-owner Ray had a mechanic assistant they used to persecute (in a fun way) named Ronnie. Before they used cable ties to hold bikes together in cartons, they used industrial-strength rubber bands. After a summer of building bikes they had an awesome collection, and found innovative things to do with them. They used to have awesome rubber-band fights, and kept nailing Ronnie. He naturally got paranoid and harder to ambush. I remember one time Ray actually hid up in the drop ceiling above the acoustic tile with a tile pulled aside to shoot Ronnie as he came into the store. Another time they attached all the rubber bands together (there must have been a hundred of them), and stretched them out in front of the shop. It stretched out like 60 feet. Ronnie came around the corner, Ray released the one end, Ronnie went, “AAAAAHHHH!!” a second before he was enveloped in a cloud of rubber band :)

Aaah, good times :).

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Town Hall Meeting...In A Very Nice Town

Earlier this year, I received a mysterious invite to spend a day at Microsoft to talk about the IT Pro* community and Microsoft. It was sufficiently off the wall - phone call from some admin with a followup email - that I pursued it. I found they wanted me to be one of three panelists to talk about data center consolidation - and the other two were Microsoft Vice Presidents! I backed away from that panel in a hurry, being both unqualified to speak about datacenter consolidation (even without VPs) and on the express train to an RGE (resume generating event) by being an Intel employee pontificating with MS VPs! So many of my professional colleagues I know from speaking and writing were invited - Mark Minasi, Darren Mar-Elia, Gil Kirkpatrick - we began joking about them closing the doors and turning on the gas :). There were also prominent bloggers from ZDNet, university people, and journalists present.

They let me go despite my panel decline, and the trip even tied in nicely with an already planned campus trip for the Longhorn (now W2K8) Technology Adoption Program. It was held in the Microsoft Executive Briefing Center, a very posh place - all the free espresso drinks you could want. And the "conference room" we were in was filled with leather sofas for seating; not a task chair in sight.

One of the day's discussions centered around Microsoft's involvement with IT Pros and what they could do to improve their relations. This was a worthwhile discussion because for most of its history Microsoft - being a company full of developers - has been much more developer focused than IT Pro focused. What really made it special is that the 50 or so of us invited guests shared the discussion with Steve Ballmer (CEO in case you didn't know), Bob Muglia (Senior VP), and Ron Marsevitch (VP). They listened, asked a bunch of good questions, and took down notes to follow up on. Well, what was interesting is that they themselves didn't take down notes; they had minions from their entourage in the back that took a note whenever they raised an eyebrow :).

To round off the day, we went to dinner with the VPs at Columbia vineyards in Woodinville just north Mark, Darren, MarkBob Muglia & Gilof Redmond. My friend Mark Russinovich, who had recently joined Microsoft as a Technical Fellow, showed up for the free food and drink :). I shared a table with Bob Muglia, Gil Kirkpatrick of NetPro, Karen Forster of Windows IT Pro, and a couple other interesting folks. Gil was able to give Bob visibility to Gil's DEC (Directory Experts Conference), the premier industry conference for directory service people. Many of Bob's own employees are regular attendees; in fact the conference has a huge attendance from Microsoft. It's not often you get to have dinner with such an interesting group!

*IT Pro is one of the two major categories Microsoft splits its customers into. (The other is Developer.) IT Pros generally don't write code; instead they evaluate and deploy Microsoft products in the enterprise.

Sunday, December 09, 2007

They Don't Call It The Kaiser For Nothing

After months of waiting for phone hardware for the various carriers to arrive for the holidays, and for our two-year Verizon contract to expire, we went to AT&T yesterday. We need data now for our phones, and though Verizon did come out with some good PDA phones finally, the data charges are just too high. We would have paid $90 / month for full data packages alone on two phones. I hope we don't regret the move; one of the reasons we went this weekend is because I'll be traveling and can test the AT&T network coverage where I tend to land during the AT&T 30-day return period.

A nice fringe benefit of going to AT&T is the Tilt, aka the HTC (manufacturer) "Kaiser". Calling this thing a phone is a vast understatement. It's a notebook computer shrunk to something you can fit on your hip, to my knowledge the most powerful "phone" in the US. It's got a big keyboard, display, Office Mobile, GPS with voice directions, WiFi (all bands), about 10 different kinds of network compatibility, stereo Bluetooth, etc. etc. It's going to take several weeks to figure everything out! Full review of the thing at http://www.mobileplanet.com/b.aspx?i=151856.

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Thursday, December 06, 2007

I Love Joe Morgenstern

I was just perusing an old Wall Street Journal Weekend Journal while cleaning off part of my home office desk this morning. Much as I hate the clutter, I try to never throw them out until I've at least glanced at them. (Of course I have a mount about a foot high by the base of the elliptical. This either says something about my ellipticizing or the Journal; I don't care to figure out which.)

Joe Morgenstern, the Journal's movie critic, has an article about how much he hates seeing standard-def TV in 4:3 being stretched into 16:9 widescreen format on flat panel screens. Right on! Besides the obvious effect of distorting the picture, the few pixels on the larger screen make it look so much worse. And people don't seem to care, or notice the difference.

My family notices the difference (I think), but they definitely think I obsess about getting movies only in widescreen format. They think I've really gone around the bend when I complain about movies displayed in letterbox format on a 4:3 screen - thus having black bars on the SIDES of the picture (an undistorted 4:3 picture on a 16:9 screen) and on the top and bottom (the letterbox format the movie's being displayed in).

A good read, it's public at http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB119041125710335666.html.

Monday, December 03, 2007

Mike Breton's Lights

It’s that time of year again, and a coworker of mine from Intel is at it again. Mike Breton is an automation wizard in Folsom CA, and look at the results when he turns his focus to Christmas lights!

· 14,427 lights

· 85 Strings + snowman, penguins, drums, presents, train, snowflakes, & nativity

· 61 Extensions cords

· 47 Amps (5649 watts)

· 16 Songs

· 200+ free candy canes

Visitors in their cars merely have to tune to FM 94.5 to hear the synchronized music / light show!

This is a good (THX) introduction:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEOS9Krq4g4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69XraWxSUvU&feature=related

Have a look at http://bretonlights.com/Breton_Lights/Welcome.html and sign the guest book!

Sunday, December 02, 2007

GC photos and video are posted!

I've finished the Grand Canyon photos, and a reduced size video to my Picasaweb albums at GrandCanyonThanksgiving. It's also viewable in reduced size in the slideshow viewer on this page.